So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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