6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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