If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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