In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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