Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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