Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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