I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
how does that bad decision feel?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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