this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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