I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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