I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
