in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
