Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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