Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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