Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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