I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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