found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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This house was built for laser tag.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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