David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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