i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.