I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.