Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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