are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
COCAINE IS GR8
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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