i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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