That's intense
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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