she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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