Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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