living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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