You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He has the fingertips of a God
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