I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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