I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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