I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
As shirtless as possible
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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