It's just like the Real World with babies
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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