Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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