Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i've created a new STD.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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