New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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