Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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