Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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