how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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