windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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