whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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