Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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