I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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