he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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