? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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