walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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