Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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