apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
the raccoons are back...
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