He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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