gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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