Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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