I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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