so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
