woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
