I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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