the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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