fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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