Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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