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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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